I was working behind a hypothetical bar the other night, changing the hypothetical station on a hypothetical flat screen TV. A hypothetical couple sat directly under the TV, occasionally glancing up at it while eating their hypothetical dinners. As a Continue reading
Two very dear, very close and very intelligent friends of mine have apparently started internet warfare with celebrities of the 1980s… and it’s getting ugly. I’m talking big hair, mullet-sporting, parachute pants kind of ugly. In our current state of Continue reading
What better time than a pandemically induced, state-of-siege-like, self-quarantine to turn to my blogging brother in crime to remind me… that we were stir crazy long before it was fashionable. Before we proceed, sir, know that I will always be Continue reading
I generally decline from political commentary on this website. I have my own belief system as do you. I don’t expect to change anyone’s mind here, only to stimulate conversation. Like a night out at your favorite, local pub, any Continue reading
I woke up from a peaceful nap Friday afternoon to hear breaking news that Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots and proud owner of six Super Bowl rings, was somehow involved in a South Florida prostitution and sex Continue reading
I have breaking news! Oscar De La Hoya is running for President in 2020! I guess our current President didn’t get that wall built quickly enough. All kidding aside, De La Hoya is an American citizen, born right here in Continue reading
The Colin Kaepernick versus the NFL drama is the gift that keeps on giving. Like a stand-up comedian writing new material every time Trump takes to Twitter, keeping up with Kap is a sports blogger’s dream. Much to the NFL’s Continue reading
Eight and a half years ago, our former president, a black man, rolled up his sleeves and filled out his March Madness brackets on ESPN for all to see. Many were taken aback, wondering a) who the hell cares whether Continue reading
Before he was president, Donald Trump made public his support for Johnny Manziel via his favorite social media outlet: Twitter. Trump was so assured Manziel would become a successful NFL quarterback, he put his name on it. Some people even Continue reading
In case you haven’t been paying attention lately, we just held a presidential election. It was kind of a big deal. Real estate tycoon and now president-elect Donald Trump bested career politician and former first lady Hillary Clinton in what Continue reading