“This is another fine mess you’ve gotten us into, Stanley.” -Oliver Hardy Have you ever felt like a dog chasing its own tail? I mean, not just about life in general, but where you’re trying to solve a problem where Continue reading Five teams, four slots, you choose: College football’s latest dilemma
Act I (Nov. 13, 2021 – Nine days before the Mullen firing) Dan Mullen is the head football coach at the University of Florida. (Editor’s note: Read on. It gets better) Mullen’s been a busy man these days. I wonder Continue reading The Collapse of the Mullen Empire (in four grueling acts)
I am as confused as confused can be. And for me, that’s saying something. I was going to begin this noose’s tale with the tale of another noose. I was all prepared to write this grandiose post about racism and Continue reading The noose that wasn’t?
A few readers have asked my thoughts lately on the national title game, a proverbial mail bag in space if you will. It was almost as if the prospects of another Alabama championship left them feeling all empty inside. Understandably Continue reading Per your request, some final thoughts on the college football season
Not that the Ol’ Ball Coach needs any confirmation from yours truly but do you know how I know Steve Spurrier was a great coach? Because everybody I knew that wasn’t a Florida Gator fan absolutely despised the guy. Ask Continue reading Parting thoughts, we think, on Steve Spurrier
“I’m Mister Snow. I’m Mister Icicle. I’m Mister Ten Below. Friends call me Snow Miser.” The Year Without A Santa Claus, 1974 While gratuitously spreading suntan lotion all over our bodies, those of us who live in Florida tend to Continue reading Things that make you go Brrrrrr!
After watching this wild and wacky bowl season, it dawned on me that this year’s final college football rankings will look quite a bit different than they did back in August. I’m not faulting anyone for being unable to predict Continue reading Revisiting the uselessness of pre-season college football polls
Every so often, I’ll get e-mails from potential contributors asking me to post this article or that hyperlink on any given, sports-related topic.
Watch me as I rile up Gator fans. This should be pretty easy considering I’m one of them and we’re a rather excitable bunch. Gator faithful, you can still win yourselves a national championship!
Oh how the mighty have fallen. If you opened a newspaper today and looked at the SEC East standings, you’d find an unusual site: Mark Richt’s Georgia Bulldogs at the very bottom. Under Kentucky. Under Vanderbilt. Under South Carolina against Continue reading Weekly Caption Contest pokes fun at Mark Richt and the 1-2 Georgia Bulldogs