I got an e-mail from my country club not long ago. As you may recall, I joined a private golf club the end of last year, mid-pandemic, with a few lofty goals in mind: shoot a round in the 70s Continue reading Cursing at the Country Club
“I would walk 500 miles. And I would walk 500 more.” – The Proclaimers Perhaps you’ve heard of this Fitbit craze that’s sweeping the nation. Fitbit, or Jawbone which is the particular brand I use, is a fancy, newfangled piece Continue reading Step by step, rung by rung: A FitBit challenge for the ages
I’ve been bed-ridden lately with a pretty nasty fever so I apologize for not contributing my usual batch of internet clutter. The good news is that my doctor has ruled out mono, halitosis, gingivitis and chronic tardiness so I got Continue reading A fever-inspired, sports world turned upside-down Chumpservations, Vol. 32
Apparently some of us are having a tough time keeping our clothes on these days.
“You pat him on the back and say congratulations and enjoy it and tell him not to serve fried chicken next year. Got it? Or collard greens or whatever the hell they serve.”
“Why can’t there be some things just for me? Is that so selfish?” “Actually, that’s the definition of selfish.”
Who wants ice cream? Continue reading Ice cream flavors sure to fail