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I can’t believe I’m even taking time out of my extremely busy schedule (yoga, semi-nude sunbathing, overall disorderly conduct) to discuss the goings on in the Deandre Jordan sweepstakes but since everyone else has jumped on the ‘this is incredibly Continue reading Mountains out of molehills: Deandre Jordan disses Dallas for L.A
Saturday, Apr. 25 11:57 pm – The Tampa Bay Lightning had just lost Game Five at home. Confidently, I send a text to Dr. Milhouse that reads simply “I want a game seven ticket.” The odds suggest there is no Continue reading The long and winding road to a home Game Seven: A play-by-play
So Donald Sterling is a god-fearing man. Who knew? In an apparent effort to clear his name and win over the good will of some black folks, the soon-to-be-former owner of the Los Angeles Clippers attempted a little image repair Continue reading The “Donald Sterling Please Go Away Just Not to a Predominantly Black Church” caption contest
Mom.V.P. I’ve got a mom. For better or for worse, I’m the kind of man I am today because of her. Apparently Kevin Durant is too. In perhaps one of the most moving MVP Award acceptance speeches we’ve ever heard, Continue reading Chumpservations, Vol. 31: NBA post-season edition
The Clippers-Warriors series has finally ended in a slugfest we knew would go the full fifteen rounds. We watched all seven games, glued to our television sets knowing that, in light of the Donald Sterling comments, this series meant far Continue reading The historical significance of the Warriors-Clippers series
V Stiviano is smack dab in the middle of her fifteen minutes of fame and she may be the ugliest, pretty girl any of us have ever seen. In case you’ve been living under a rock lately, you know that Continue reading The innate hypocrisy of V Stiviano
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times. I don’t feel sorry for billionaires. One such billionaire, Donald Sterling, owner of the Los Angeles Clippers, was recently caught in a compromising position, one in which a racially-inspired Continue reading The Twitterverse expounds upon Donald Sterling and the fifteen minutes of fame he’d like to have back
“That’s right, that’s right. We bad! Uh huh!” -Richard Pryor, Stir Crazy, 1980 We’ve talked a lot about fandom over the past few months, more specifically when it is acceptable for sports fans to switch allegiances and what rights we Continue reading Bad teams! Bad!
Remember the old joke about the guy who walks into the doctor’s office and says “Hey, Doc. It hurts when I do this,” only to have the doctor advise him to simply stop doing it? Apparently, Darrelle Revis isn’t familiar Continue reading Chumpservations, Vol. 29: Tweets, death threats, fake penises, chicken mcnuggets and dookie chains
On NBA Draft night last year, Bill Simmons and former Boston Celtics coach Doc Rivers got into a war of words. Their spat made for great television.
