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SportsChump makes joke at University of Miami’s expense; Gators, Seminoles laugh while Canes lament

Posted on August 13, 2018 by Chris Humpherys — 15 Comments ↓

I worked a 14-hour day last Saturday. That’s nothing for this fifty-year old who spends most of his time either walking the numerous, lush golf courses of Central Florida or on his feet graciously serving the thirsty patrons of Tampa Continue reading SportsChump makes joke at University of Miami’s expense; Gators, Seminoles laugh while Canes lament→

Milhouse and Me Make Money on a Miami Miracle

Posted on November 2, 2015 by Chris Humpherys — 20 Comments ↓

One week after firing their head coach, the University of Miami boarded a plane to Durham, North Carolina to play in one of the most bizarre football games you’ll ever see. Me? I was at work. It was Halloween night, Continue reading Milhouse and Me Make Money on a Miami Miracle→

Snapshots of the apologetically jailed: A celebration of the University of Miami

Posted on August 19, 2011 by Chris Humpherys — 26 Comments ↓

“The University of Miami, as an institution of higher learning, is a leader in exploration, achievement and excellence and we will work hard to do our part to live up to that standard.” – UM athletic director Shawn Eichorst

Chumpservations, Vol. 21: The Fighter, Spencer Whipple, Barry Bonds, spam and having fun with parallel parking

Posted on April 7, 2011 by Chris Humpherys — 43 Comments ↓

What do spam, Barry Bonds, Spencer Whipple, parallel parking and “The Fighter” all have in common? They’re all on my mind, that’s what. Continue reading Chumpservations, Vol. 21: The Fighter, Spencer Whipple, Barry Bonds, spam and having fun with parallel parking→

What to watch this weekend (Oct. 24-25)

Posted on October 23, 2009 by Chris Humpherys — 6 Comments ↓

This Saturday’s college slate gives us a quick breather from the top-ranked, head-to-head matchups we’ve seen so much of lately. The weekend features only one contest between ranked teams and a number of distinct favorites squaring off against theoretically lesser Continue reading What to watch this weekend (Oct. 24-25)→

What to watch this weekend (Sept. 26-27)

Posted on September 25, 2009 by Chris Humpherys — 27 Comments ↓

This week in college and professional football might finally shed some light on who’s good and who’s not, putting some distance between the contenders and the pretenders. Below are some of the games you should be watching…