SportsChump channels inner horse whisperer; Predicts winner of Kentucky Derby

“Oh, this baby loves the slop. Loves it, eats it up. Eats the slop. Born in the slop. His father was a mudder. His mother was a mudder.” – Michael Richards as Kramer, Seinfeld episode “The Subway,” originally aired, Jan. Continue reading SportsChump channels inner horse whisperer; Predicts winner of Kentucky Derby

Our unfounded beef with Scottie Scheffler

I made the mistake of turning on the internet Monday morning to gauge public reaction to Scottie Scheffler’s running away with the Masters.  I should have known better. The 27-year-old had just solidified his role as the world’s greatest golfer, Continue reading Our unfounded beef with Scottie Scheffler

Upset!

When sports commentary blowhards (present company excluded, of course) play the reactionary, “biggest or best ever” card, they’re generally doing so strictly for ratings.  This week when you hear them talk about a little school in Maryland, however, they might Continue reading Upset!

Name Mike Tyson’s Marijuana Farm Caption Contest

Mike Tyson is opening a marijuana farm. This news shouldn’t surprise anyone.  In fact, at this point in his life, I don’t think Mike Tyson can do anything that would surprise us anymore.  The guy has gone from being heavyweight Continue reading Name Mike Tyson’s Marijuana Farm Caption Contest

Reasons we love sports, Vols. 5-8: Bartolo Colon’s workout video, Johnny Manziel’s wig and ‘stache, Mike Tyson’s Christmas present and a Buffalo Bills fan’s flaming backside

Here is yet further proof that the insanely wacky world of sports never ceases to provide us with the type of quality entertainment that simply cannot be fabricated.  And you wonder why I watch so intently. Bartolo Colon just released Continue reading Reasons we love sports, Vols. 5-8: Bartolo Colon’s workout video, Johnny Manziel’s wig and ‘stache, Mike Tyson’s Christmas present and a Buffalo Bills fan’s flaming backside

Be careful ordering ringside dinner the next time you’re at a Izu Ogonuh fight (video)

I’ve seen some knockouts in my day but what I saw the other evening, and what you’re about to witness right now, might just take the cake. I wouldn’t necessarily say I’m a student of the game but I’ve watched Continue reading Be careful ordering ringside dinner the next time you’re at a Izu Ogonuh fight (video)

They Said What? Volume 8: Nathan Downer

I’ve never personally compiled a top ten list of things to never do in my lifetime but if I were to do so, calling Mike Tyson a convicted rapist to his face would probably rank near the top. Amazingly Canadian Continue reading They Said What? Volume 8: Nathan Downer

A Mike Tyson-inspired caption contest that pulls no punches

You guys know how much I like a good caption contest.  I feel they bring out the creativity, and quite often perversion, in all of us. My most recent caption contest featured one of the oddest pairings we’d seen in Continue reading A Mike Tyson-inspired caption contest that pulls no punches

Chumpservations, Vol. 29: Tweets, death threats, fake penises, chicken mcnuggets and dookie chains

Remember the old joke about the guy who walks into the doctor’s office and says “Hey, Doc. It hurts when I do this,” only to have the doctor advise him to simply stop doing it?  Apparently, Darrelle Revis isn’t familiar Continue reading Chumpservations, Vol. 29: Tweets, death threats, fake penises, chicken mcnuggets and dookie chains