I love a good rumor. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t subscribe to The Globe or The Enquirer… although I do give them a quick thumb-through for shits and giggles while standing in line at the supermarket. Hey, if one
Continue reading John Calipari to the Lakers: More than a rumor, more than a rumor to me
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“I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!” -Peter Finch as Howard Beale in Network That’s it. I’m fed up! I have been a die-hard Orlando Magic fan for years, supporting the team through thick
Continue reading Six surefire ways to fix the Orlando Magic
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See, gang? This is why I never dunk a basketball, and I swear my ever-decreasing vertical leap (not that there ever was one) has anything to do with it.
We’ve all been there. We’ve all had partners in our past where, over time, the relationship ran its course due to arguing, bickering and the inability to see eye to eye.
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On a wild Wednesday night in sports, I decided to spend the evening Tweeting. (I promise, I have a life.)
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Apparently Dan Gilbert, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Charles Barkley and the entire city of Cleveland aren’t the only ones upset that LeBron James has left the Cavaliers. Allegedly, his best bud, hip-hop mogul and part owner of the New Jersey
Continue reading Jay-Z leaves Mel Gibson-like rant on LeBron James voice mail: A parody (video)
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Man, things have been slow. Ever since Lebron-gate-athlon-palooza, the sports world has been boooooooring.
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There’s an old Twilight Zone episode that goes a little something like this. A scientist constructs the perfect baseball player. He is so unhittable that not a single opponent can reach base against him.
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After seeing Tiger Woods win AP Athlete of the Decade in light of his recent controversy and seeing Serena Williams win the AP Female Athlete of the Year with images of her berating a line judge still fresh in our
Continue reading Presenting the 2009 McChumpies: The best and worst of the year in sports
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Lots of things in life suck. Crime, disease, poverty and yes… the New Jersey Nets. Not necessarily in that order. Twenty-one games into this NBA season, the Nets are a lowly 2-19. That is not a misprint.
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