The newest Laker revitalizes my inner hate as a sports fan

“Why can’t there be some things just for me?  Is that so selfish?” “Actually, that’s the definition of selfish.”

They said what? Another glorious week of sports sound-bites starring Albert Pujols, Bob Stoops, Derek Fisher and Rex Ryan

Meet Albert Pujols, new master of the understatement. 

Hey, now. You’re an All-Star. So What?

The mid-summer classic came and went last week with the sounds of crickets chirping loudly in the background.