As the old philosophical question goes, if a tree falls down in the woods and nobody’s around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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“I don’t care anymore” -Phil Collins
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Here at SportsChump.net, we like to consider ourselves an interactive website. This time around, my dearest uncle and lifelong baseball fanatic, has graciously agreed to partake in our latest Q&A and perhaps shed some light, or at least his opinions,
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Aside from being possibly the cutest thing you’ve ever seen on the internet, it occurred to me that the following video serves as the perfect metaphor for sports today.
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Major League Baseball is a joke. Okay, now that I’ve got that off my chest, let me repeat myself.
I’m about to turn 43. Roger Clemens is 48. Mark McGwire is 47. Barry Bonds and Rafael Palmeiro are both 46. Sammy Sosa is 42 and Andy Pettitte is 39. These are the names most commonly associated with Major League
Making fun of Pete Rose’s fashion sense with a caption contest
When I first heard that Jerry Sloan, long time coach of the Utah Jazz, had retired due to an alleged altercation with point guard Deron Williams (which inadvertently led to both of them leaving Utah), I was immediately taken by
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The Reds think fast Have you heard about the pitcher the Cincinnati Reds called up from their farm system? His fastball has been clocked at 105 miles per hour. That’s fast, people.
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Roger Clemens telling the truth Roger Clemens, the greatest pitcher of our generation, has gone into hiding. His defiance led him there.
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