I’m about to say something utterly ridiculous. I am currently rooting for Alex Rodriguez.
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Tagged Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, Biogenesis, Goodfellas, Henry Hill, Jay Mohr, Jose Canseco, Manny Ramirez, Mark McGwire, MLB, New York Yankees, Pete Rose, Rafael Palmeiro, Ryan Braun, Sammy Sosa, Steroids, Trenton Thunder |
What in the world is wrong with athletes these days and can someone please buy these guys a vowel? I understand that displacement sometimes comes with fame and fortune but just because you cash a hundred thousand dollar check every
Continue reading SportsChump dubiously presents your idiots of the week: Riley Cooper, Ryan Braun and Terrence Jones
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Tagged Alex Rodriguez, Dave Chappelle, Eddie Murphy, Kenny Chesney, Mel Gibson, NFL, Pete Rose, Philadelphia Eagles, Riley Cooper, Ryan Braun, Snoop Dogg, Steroids, Terrence Jones |
People eat. In America, we eat to excess. It’s our birthright.
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Tagged Alex Rodriguez, George Shea, Hooters, Joey Chestnut, Jon Gruden, Miki Sudo, PF Changs, Ryan Braun, Sonya Thomas |
Setting: A dimly lit, smoke-filled room. A scrawny, grey-haired, spectacled gentleman sits at his desk, contemplating retirement while tapping his loafers on the Plasticine that protects his plush, office carpet from the rolling wheels of his chair.
Here at SportsChump.net, we like to consider ourselves an interactive website. This time around, my dearest uncle and lifelong baseball fanatic, has graciously agreed to partake in our latest Q&A and perhaps shed some light, or at least his opinions,
Continue reading Roger Clemens, steroids, innocence and bias: An insightful Q&A with my uncle
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Some people just drive me batty. I like to consider myself a pretty patient person but as I get a little longer in the tooth, I’m finding out there’s a lot more crap I won’t tolerate… and a lot of
Continue reading SportsChump not so proudly presents the Danica Patrick Chart of Ever-Increasing Annoyance
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Tagged Barry Bonds, Bud Selig, Coach K, Danica Patrick, DJ Steve Porter, ESPN, First Take, Floyd Mayweather, Jeremy Lin, John Calipari, Juan Pablo Montoya, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Manny Pacquiao, Michael Jordan, Mike Krzyzewski, NASCAR, NBA, Ryan Braun, Skip Bayless, Stephen A Smith, Tim Tebow, Tony Robbins, University of Kentucky |
Major League Baseball is a joke. Okay, now that I’ve got that off my chest, let me repeat myself.
We have repeatedly discussed on this website, the outright need for political correctness,
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