SportsChump and the tale of the automated reservation maker

Thanks to a random, mind-blowing and slightly disturbing phone call I received at work the other day, I stumbled upon the stark realization that we have officially stepped into the future. Now, I understand that the logical, sensible and overly Continue reading SportsChump and the tale of the automated reservation maker

“Jaws is a horrible movie” said nobody ever… except for this one guy

I fear that we are in trouble as a people… for this younger generation has clearly lost their minds. This one gentleman in particular, in his early thirties, frequents my bar during happy hour from time to time.  He comes Continue reading “Jaws is a horrible movie” said nobody ever… except for this one guy