“I brought my pencil. Give me something to write on.” – Van Halen, Hot For Teacher “It was my understanding that there would be no math.” – Saturday Night Live star Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford, 1976 It’s almost draft
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I had so much fun with this project last year that I figured I’d duplicate the effort for 2011. Besides, it gives my newer readers a look back at 365 days of my ranting and raving.
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Tagged Aaron Rodgers, Ball Four, BCS, Ben Roethlisberger, Betty White, blackjack, Bud Selig, Charlie Furbush, Charlie Sheen, Dwight Howard, Elvis Presley, Fiesta Bowl, Franklin & Bash, Heisman Trophy, Jim Bouton, Jim Tressel, Johnny Damon, LeBron James, LSU, Manny Ramirez, Monday Night Football, New Orleans Saints, Ohio State Buckeyes, Oklahoma Sooners, Orlando Magic, Ryan Harrison, Seattle Seahawks, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tampa Bay Downs, Tampa Bay Rays, Terrelle Pryor, Tim Tebow, UConn, Urban Meyer |
“I see you drivin’ ‘round town with the girl I love, and I’m like….” -Cee Lo Green
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Tagged Aaron Rodgers, Adam Scott, Brett Favre, Bruce Pearl, Butch Davis, Carl Crawford, Cee Lo Green, Cuonzo Martin, Dallas Mavericks, Frank McCourt, Green Bay Packers, Hall of Fame, Jim Tressel, Justin Verlander, Los Angeles Dodgers, Mark Cuban, Mark McGwire, NBA, NFL, North Carolina Tar Heels, Novak Djokovic, Ohio State Buckeyes, PGA, Steve Williams, Tennessee Volunteers, Terrelle Pryor, Tiger Woods, UConn, World Cup |
Everyone knows a Buckeye. They’re hard to miss. Their scarlet and grey jerseys, their love for all things Columbus and their unwavering pride for their football program. Well, these days, their pride is wavering.
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Tagged Cam Newton, Christian Ponder, College Football, Croshere, Drew Rosenhaus, Florida Gators, Franklin & Bash, George Costanza, Jim Tressel, John Cooper, Luke Fickell, Maurice Clarett, NFL, Ohio State Buckeyes, Steve Spurrier, Ted Turner, Terrelle Pryor, Tim Tebow, Urban Meyer, Youngstown State |
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Tagged AL East, Barry Bonds, BCS, Beastie Boys, Elvis Presley, ESPN, Jimmy Page, Lady Gaga, Led Zeppelin, Los Angeles Dodgers, Mini Gaga, MLB, NBA, New York Mets, NFL, Ohio State Buckeyes, PGA, Robert Plant, Shaquille O'Neal, Terrelle Pryor, Tiger Woods |
Is Alabama really THIS good? Let me get this straight. They played their first two games without their starting running back. Their second game was against a school we thought would be a worthwhile opponent in Penn State and they
Continue reading Chumping to Conclusions about Alabama, Boise State, Terrelle Pryor, UCLA, Tennessee, Steve Spurrier, Donovan McNabb, Calvin Johnson and when a completion is not a completion
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There’s not always a lot that can be told from the first weekend of college football. Most major programs schedule patsies as warm-ups for their season. But some winners and losers became very clear this Labor Day weekend.
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Remember those sharply dressed fellows in last week’s What to Watch? You know… the ones desperately trying to gain entry into that South Beach BCS night club? Their names were Iowa, TCU, Cincinnati, Boise State and LSU. Well, the lights
Continue reading What to watch this weekend (Nov. 7 – 9)
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Can you smell that, sports fans? The freshly cut grass? The grill at the tailgate loaded up with low-sodium, turkey kielbasa? The stumbling guy with matching hat and jersey who has had way too much to drink hours before
Continue reading What to watch this weekend
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Tagged Carolina Panthers, Charlie Weis, Florida Gators, Fresno State, Jason Campbell, Jay Cutler, Lane Kiffin, Matt Barkley, Michael Vick, Michigan Wolverines, New York Giants, Notre Dame, Ohio State Buckeyes, Phil Fulmer, Rich Rodriguez, Tennessee Volunteers, Terrelle Pryor, Tim Tebow, UCLA, USC, Washington Redskins, Wisconsin Badgers |