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DeShaun Watson is one of the most talented young quarterbacks in the NFL. He plays for the Houston Texans who, since he’s been their quarterback, have had a fair amount of success… until recently. In 2018, Watson and the Texans Continue reading Brett Favre and Dick Vermeil sound like old white guys
Deep in the heart of Southeastern Florida, a seventy-something year old, white billionaire walks into an Asian massage parlor looking for some relief. In case you’re not familiar with what goes on inside these “massage” parlors, the word massage is Continue reading Old, rich white guys doing whatever the hell they want
Kareem Hunt is done. Just like that, the promise of a brilliant career vanished with one very bad decision. The young superstar running back will (most likely) never gain another yard in the NFL. Despite his talent, no franchise in Continue reading Another one bites the dust: Chiefs former running back hunts for new beginning
The NFL has another very important decision to make soon. This one has nothing to do with whether a player stepped out of bounds or if a pass should be ruled incomplete. Cleveland Brown quarterback Johnny Manziel allegedly struck his Continue reading Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for Johnny Football
I’ve been bed-ridden lately with a pretty nasty fever so I apologize for not contributing my usual batch of internet clutter. The good news is that my doctor has ruled out mono, halitosis, gingivitis and chronic tardiness so I got Continue reading A fever-inspired, sports world turned upside-down Chumpservations, Vol. 32
I was engaged once many moons ago. It didn’t take. After many years of ups and downs, my long-term girlfriend at the time and I had grown apart. It happens. But at least we didn’t send out wedding invitations. (I Continue reading When sports news is not news: Rory McIlroy and Caroline Wozniacki break off engagement
I Tweeted something deliciously off-humor the other day. Far be it from me to do so. I suggested that if Donald Sterling really wanted to get even with V Stiviano, he should release their sex tapes. My comments regarding the Continue reading Sterling Stiviano Sex Tape Finally Revealed!!!
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times. I don’t feel sorry for billionaires. One such billionaire, Donald Sterling, owner of the Los Angeles Clippers, was recently caught in a compromising position, one in which a racially-inspired Continue reading The Twitterverse expounds upon Donald Sterling and the fifteen minutes of fame he’d like to have back
“If you wanna go and take a ride with me…” – Nelly I just became a millionaire. Okay, that’s not entirely true but I did come up with an idea that will soon make me one. I’ll meet you guys Continue reading The most obvious idea ever is about to make me a very wealthy man: SportsChump hereby copyrights The Professional Sports Taxi Service
Poor Kris Humphries has become the ultimate cure for my writer’s block.
