“So they barred me for being too good a player.” – Michael Keaton as Bill Blazejowski in Night Shift I was temporarily banned from Twitter the other day. A habitual line-toer, it was the first time I’ve ever had my Continue reading
I’ve long contended that someone should invent a breathalyzer for laptops and cell phones. That way people could sober up before blathering all over the internet. I mean, they have them for automobiles. If you have a lengthy record of Continue reading
In a first half of football that saw Jameis Winston turn the ball over three times, go down by two touchdowns, then lead his team back only to lose to the Houston Texans, both Twitter and Tampa were abuzz. I’m Continue reading
It’s never nice to poke fun at someone else’s misery… unless, of course, it’s the Miami Dolphins. In that case, by statute FMIA1972 of the SportsChump bylaws, such behavior is deemed perfectly acceptable and quite often readily encouraged. Lounging NFL Continue reading
Donte DiVincenzo just had the game of his life. On the biggest stage of them all, the Big East’s Sixth Man of the Year achieved legendary March Madness status. He scored 31 points off the bench, the most for any Continue reading
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Arizona is out of the tournament again, this time losing in the first round to Buffalo. The University at Buffalo, a mid-major, was the 13-seed. Arizona, the best team from the Pac-12, Continue reading
The following story goes to show you just how out of touch with reality we are and how somewhere along the line, our priorities became severely out of whack, assuming they were ever in the right place to begin with. Continue reading
After a brief birthday hiatus and neglecting to post anything on the website for a few days, one dedicated reader politely requested I jot down something about SEC media week. I won’t lie. I missed the whole damn thing. A Continue reading
Geeks of the world unite! A day before we invented one American holiday (Cinco de Mayo), Star Wars fans, of which there are plenty, have invented a holiday all their own. It’s called May the Fourth, which is obviously a Continue reading
You didn’t think I was done talking about Tony Romo, did ya’? Not by a longshot, my friends. That last one was just a fluff piece. No Romo-roast would be complete without a visit to America’s favorite trash-talking website, which Continue reading