Conversations from the Course: Chauncey Billups, Florida Coaches and Going All In

“Does Chauncey Billups know about this poker game?” I asked jokingly as I walked into the clubhouse.  The old men sitting around the table looked up at me, briefly, not all of them, as if they couldn’t be bothered. Every Continue reading Conversations from the Course: Chauncey Billups, Florida Coaches and Going All In

Lose, Rinse and Repeat: Entitled Gator Football Program Set to Stuck on Suck

My entire batch of college buddies are wholeheartedly, unabashedly and unashamedly delirious, and not solely because of all the partying we engaged in during our undergrad years and beyond.  No, my fellow fan base, without a single exception other than Continue reading Lose, Rinse and Repeat: Entitled Gator Football Program Set to Stuck on Suck

If you think things are bad now, Gator Football fans, wait until Jon Gruden becomes your next head coach.

My, how times have changed.  It didn’t take all that long either.  We fickle football fans change our minds on a whim, especially when given enough reasons.  And by reasons, I specifically mean… losses. Only last year, I wrote about Continue reading If you think things are bad now, Gator Football fans, wait until Jon Gruden becomes your next head coach.

“What’s wrong with this younger generation of Gators?”

I chose the title of this post carefully because the quote holds special meaning. In 1999, I took three friends (you know them as Croshere, Partykiller and the Don Calvino) to the Swamp to watch the Florida Gators play Alabama.  Continue reading “What’s wrong with this younger generation of Gators?”

Urban Meyer to Nebraska rumors: The gift that keeps on giving

Since the rumors about Urban Meyer going to Nebraska keep swirling and since I recently posted on social media that said rumors are the ultimate cure for writer’s block, I figured I’d throw out some thoughts on the possibility of Continue reading Urban Meyer to Nebraska rumors: The gift that keeps on giving

Jon Gruden/Urban Meyer Caption Contest: Win Fabulous Prizes

Back in October, Jon Gruden sunk his own pirate ship, titanically.  An excavation of his ten-year old e-mails, within which he roasted everyone in the NFL using some pretty colorful language, left Gruden as cancel culture’s latest victim.  Riding off Continue reading Jon Gruden/Urban Meyer Caption Contest: Win Fabulous Prizes

The Collapse of the Mullen Empire (in four grueling acts)

Act I (Nov. 13, 2021 – Nine days before the Mullen firing) Dan Mullen is the head football coach at the University of Florida. (Editor’s note: Read on. It gets better) Mullen’s been a busy man these days.  I wonder Continue reading The Collapse of the Mullen Empire (in four grueling acts)

Back to the Grind for Urban Meyer

Allow me to sit here in my judgy chair, put on my judgy pants and rant judgingly about a man that was recently caught in a rather compromising position.  Keep in mind the man I’m about to lambast once coached Continue reading Back to the Grind for Urban Meyer

Trevor Lawrence, Gardner Minshew and how Reddit subscribers helped define a hairstyle amidst a quarterback controversy

I recently re-joined Reddit to promote my website.  I originally joined the social media platform over twelve years ago for the very same reason: to drive internet traffic to the website you’re currently reading. I eventually lost track of Reddit Continue reading Trevor Lawrence, Gardner Minshew and how Reddit subscribers helped define a hairstyle amidst a quarterback controversy

Quarterbacks, man

It’s not even football season yet and all I hear about is quarterbacks.  America’s obsession with the most high-profile position in sports has reached disturbing heights, some might say for good reason. Maybe that’s because we all miss football season Continue reading Quarterbacks, man