Water Fountain Protocol and Other Things Wholeheartedly Wrong with America, Vol. 1

I am irked by the smallest signs of inconsideration. Whether it’s a fellow driver not sending an acknowledging thank you wave through his rearview mirror after I’ve let him merge into traffic (more on that in Volume Two) or any Continue reading Water Fountain Protocol and Other Things Wholeheartedly Wrong with America, Vol. 1

The “You’ll Never Believe Who I Ran into at the Gym Today” Caption Contest

I try to take good care of myself.  After all, none of us are getting any younger. Aside from the occasional Fitbit challenge with friends, I’ve been doing my best to hit the gym two to three times a week.  Continue reading The “You’ll Never Believe Who I Ran into at the Gym Today” Caption Contest

Chumpservations, Vol. 25: Cable conglomerates, blue rinsers and the cure for tartar buildup

Hello, Friend Am I the only one creeped out by Brighthouse Network’s newest ad campaign?  At first, they were kitschy, mysterious. A lone woman, riding slowly up an escalator or a guy on his fishing boat in the middle of Continue reading Chumpservations, Vol. 25: Cable conglomerates, blue rinsers and the cure for tartar buildup